People who know little or nothing about Christianity are forming opinions based on a mish-mash non-academic research, Gnostic gobbledegook and quasi-masonic bunkum.

Get a manager, go on talk shows, write a book, release a record, open supermarkets, divulge the most intimate details of your life: a grand way of making money. Especially for someone with a poor education, and no prospects.

This is Britain. Being miserable may be part of the national character. It’s Anglo-Saxon. It’s Germanic.