There is a war between the sexes. This war is based on a misunderstanding. The misunderstanding is this: Women think that men think like women. Men think that women think like men. A woman does this: Prepares a meal of food she likes – bitter, lean, salady, light, and expects her date to like it; [...]
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Do You Want To Look Ten Years Younger?
January 30th, 2009 
tigertom Do you want to look ten years younger? Here are twelve beauty tips that are guaranteed to work, if you follow them *all*. There’s no point eating fresh fruit and vegetables, and then smoking like a chimney! 1. Moisturise. This is a misnomer, you can’t actually put water in your skin. You can, however, oil [...]
How To Keep Fit And Stay Healthy
January 30th, 2009 tigertom Here are six tips that are guaranteed to work, if you follow them all religiously. There’s no point eating well, then taking drugs and staying out late! 1. Eat Wholesome Food. Eat plenty of fruit, fish and vegetables, drink clean water. Depending on where you live, you may need the bottled stuff, or the tap [...]
Barack Obama: How He Suckered The West
January 30th, 2009 tigertom Barack Obama is the new Tony Blair. He looks good, has a very organised machine behind him, says vaguely positive things but nothing definite. "Change, we can believe in!" That is a meaningless statement. I’m surprised people fell for it; it’s crass marketing. What change, exactly? It allows people to read what they want into [...]
